Fat Bum Song
(for Dylan Grundy)
He’s always on the lookout for those
fat bum chicks.
He reckons Eve had a fat bum,
Eve who was tempted by the serpent.
Her fat-bummed daughters
swarm the streets of London in the summertime.
There’s so many they should be given away free,
a fat bum for you, a fat bum for me.
He wants to get a T-shirt saying
“I’m the monk who likes fat bums.”
Although he isn’t actually a monk,
just a Christian who studies the teachings of The Buddha.
He looks like a cheeky little Buddha sitting there.
A cheeky little Buddha smoking a Marlboro Red.
A Saint Jude pendant
hanging round his neck.
Ben Preston 